LOCAL CHILD PRAYING FOR SNOW DAY TOMORROW

"We got totally ripped off for snow this winter," fifth-grader says. "Plus, I didn't finish the book report that is supposed to be due Monday."

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: MITT ROMNEY'S COOKIEGATE

At a campaign event in Bethel Park, Mitt Romney rejected a tray of cookies from Bethel Bakery. "I'm not sure about these cookies," he said. "They came from the local 7-Eleven bakery or whatever." Our question: What local dessert would you have chosen for the presumptive Republican nominee?

13% - Smiley cookie

87% - Frownie Brownie

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE BANKSVILLE BEAR

The PA Game Commission is investigating reports that a bear was seen in a Banksville park. What do you think the bear was doing?


A) Just passing through

B) Running away from the cookies at Bethel Bakery

C) Had to take a dump, couldn't find the woods

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE STEELERS' THROWBACK UNIFORMS

On Tuesday, the Steelers' 2012 throwback uniforms were revealed. What do you think of them?


13% - Dear God

87% - I didn't think it was possible to make the new throwbacks even uglier than the old ones, but they somehow managed to do that

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: TIM TEBOW'S EASTER SERMON

On Sunday, NFL quarterback Tim Tebow will give a sermon at Celebration Church in Georgetown, Texas. What do you expect him to say?


13% - "Everybody, join with me! J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!"

87% - "John Lennon said The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, but I'm bigger than the Beatles, so..."

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: SID BREAM AND THE 1992 PIRATES

Former Atlanta player Sid Bream calls his game-winning slide into home in Game 7 of the 1992 National League Championship Series an "act of God." What do you think of this?

87% - It had to be an act of God for him to score all the way from second

13% - Let's just hope God isn't making the Pirates wander in the desert for 40 years