Wednesday, June 25, 2014

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE PENS HIRE A NEW COACH


 On Wednesday, the Penguins announced that Mike Johnston will be the new head coach. Johnston comes from the Western Hockey League, where he had led his team to the WHL Finals the last four years, winning the Chenoweth Cup in 2013. What do you think about this?

13% - I'm excited to see what he does

87% - So what you're saying is he's 1-3 in Finals, right?

Sunday, June 22, 2014

LABLATT BEAR ATTENDS LUKE BRYAN CONCERT, IS LATER AMONG THE 34 TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITALS


MOCKINGBURGH POLL: WHOSE HEALTH ARE YOU MOST CONCERNED ABOUT THESE DAYS?

A) Mine

B) The planet's

C) Former Gov. Dick Thornburgh's

D) The eaglet that 'fell' from the tree on Saturday

Saturday, June 21, 2014

'GOAL DAY' AT NORTH PARK TO KICK OFF THE SUMMER TICKET-WRITING SEASON

County residents invited to try out kayaking, paddleboarding and yoga this Saturday and receive a parking citation for $300

Sunday, June 15, 2014

MAN LOOKING FOR CHUCK NOLL'S VIEWING WANDERS INTO WRONG ROOM, HAS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT DECEASED

 OAKLAND - A local man intending to pay last respects to Steelers legend Chuck Noll at Freyvogel Funeral Home went into the wrong viewing room and had to think quickly for something nice to say about a man he never met.

Rick Weatherly did not realize that Joe Dander, a 90-year-old man from East Liberty, was also laid out Sunday afternoon at the same funeral home. But as soon as he strolled into Dander's room, he realized his mistake. "There were only a few people there, and they all noticed me walking in. At that point, I couldn't back out.

"I figured he must have had a job and family and probably did something in World War II," Weatherly said. "I made a few general remarks about what a great guy he was and how I'll miss him, and  pretended to sign the guest book. I stood around for a few minutes then I was able to leave quietly. That was a big relief." 

Dander's widow, Jean, didn't notice anything amiss. "Joe knew a lot of people that I didn't, so I figured it was another person like that," she said. "He said some nice things about Joe. Of course, I thought it was kind of strange that he was holding a Terrible Towel, because Joe was always more of a Pirates fan. But grief makes people do some odd things sometimes."

As for Weatherly, he ultimately paid his respects to Noll after retreating from Dander's room and  standing in line for more than two hours. But he will probably not repeat his mistake in the future. "Next time a local Steelers great dies, I think I'll skip the viewing," he said sheepishly. "I think I'll stick to signing the online condolences from now on."

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

BEAR WRITES NEGATIVE REVIEW OF VISIT TO PITTSBURGH

"They've been welcoming to a rubber duck, eaglets and even furries, so I figured they were animal-friendly. But as soon as I went out for a drink, they shot me! Then they ran me out of town. I can't recommend the 'burgh to anyone."