MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: WHY DOES THE CALF NAMED LITTLE BEN LOOK ANNOYED?

A) Was hoping for a '43' birthmark

B) Is more of a Peyton Manning fan

C) Feels disrespected, somehow

D) Knows there's not a lot of need for male calves on a dairy farm

NFL LOOKING FORWARD TO OCTOBER'S BREAST CANCER AWARENESS EVENTS TO REPAIR RELATIONSHIP WITH FEMALE FANS

"Women may not think we care about domestic violence, but at least we can let them know we like their boobs," league official says

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE STEELERS - RAVENS GAME ON THURSDAY NIGHT

The Steelers looked terrible in a 26-6 loss to the Ravens in Baltimore last night. What is your reaction to the game?

13% - At least I could go to bed on time since I knew I wasn't going to miss anything

87% - At least we have ten days off before we have to watch that defense again