Monday, September 28, 2015

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: LIQUID WATER FOUND ON MARS


On Sunday, NASA tweeted that a big announcement was coming regarding Mars. On Monday, they confirmed the existence of liquid water on the red planet's surface. What do you think about this?

A) It's very exciting news

B) I was hoping they were going to announce the existence of Martians

C) I was hoping they were going to announce the existence of sexy Martians

D) I thought it was a PR move for the new Matt Damon movie

Sunday, September 27, 2015

CART RUSHES ROETHLISBERGER TO PHILADELPHIA FOR BLESSING FROM POPE

Left knee injured; did not return to game in order to get there by Communion