MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE STEELERS LOSE TO THE 49ERS

The Steelers fell to 0-3 on Sunday with a loss to the 49ers. What was your takeaway from the game?

A) Do NOT ask me about "takeaways"

B) How soon  before I can order a Minkah Fitzpatrick jersey?

C) I also need a T. J. Watt jersey

D) Only the Steelers could average 1.2 points per turnover in a game

E) I'm not even sure we can beat the Bengals next week

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE LEAFGUARD 9/11 COMMERCIAL

On the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, LeafGuard ran a commercial in which their spokesman comes out, says he was late getting there because he was at the coffee pot talking about the Sept. 11 attacks with coworkers, and hopes nothing like that happens again. He then abruptly segues to clogged gutters. What did you think about the commercial?

A)  Maybe "folksy" wasn't the way to go when talking about a mass death

B) Maybe they could have stopped trying to sell gutters for a full 30 seconds

C)  It would have been comical if it weren't so appalling

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: DEION SANDERS' PREDICTION ABOUT BIG BEN

After the Steelers' loss to New England, Deion Sanders claimed that Ben Roethlisberger will retire at some point during this season. What do you think about that?

13% - He's crazy

87% - If he's as good at predicting as he was at tackling, we got nothing to worry about