PENS SEND OUT NEW TWEET AFTER STEELERS' LOSS

"WTH?? We could have beaten the NY Jets, and we don't even play football."

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE STEELERS' LOSS TO THE JETS

 The Steelers underperformed again, losing to the lowly Jets by a score of 20-13.  What do you think about this?

 A) @$*!!&#!

B) They're returning to their pre-season form

C) Shoulda worn the bumble bee shirts

D) Oooh, Snoop Dog is gonna be mad....

E) I guess Tennessee can count on a win next Monday 

CORBETT CAMPAIGN RUSHES NEW COMMERCIAL TO AIRWAVES

"Tom Wolf was not endorsed by the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette! I'm Tom Corbett, and I approve that message."

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: WHO WILL BID ON THE SHERIFF'S SALE OF THE AUGUST WILSON CENTER?

A) The coalition of Pittsburgh foundations, to preserve the center's mission

B) 980 Liberty Partners, to build a hotel

C) International Investigative Services, to get some fancy new digs as their headquarters

MYLAR BALLOON SENT BY OHIO TO PENNSYLVANIA IS RETURNED TO BUCKEYE STATE

Ohio considering other options, including flowers or a nice box of chocolates

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: PITTSBURGH'S REIGN AS 'UGLIEST' ACCENT

A poll done by online site Gawker has crowned Pittsburgh as having the worst accent in America. What do you think about this?

13% - Must have been a bunch of jagoffs voting

87% - Just another championship title to add to our collection

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE STEELERS' LOSS TO CLEVELAND

It was another defeat for the Steelers on Sunday, as they lost to the Browns by the score of 31-10. How do you feel about this?

13% - Apoplectic

87% - After the Tampa Bay loss,  the Steelers had lowered my expectations to the point that this wasn't a surprise