CART RUSHES ROETHLISBERGER TO PHILADELPHIA FOR BLESSING FROM POPE

Left knee injured; did not return to game in order to get there by Communion

PENNDOT OFFERS NEW SITE TO TRACK CONSTRUCTION PROJECTS

Website lists construction through 2026; projects can be viewed according to categories such as county, PennDOT district, and percentage of workers expected to be standing around at any given time

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: MICHAEL VICK AS A STEELER

The Steelers brought Michael Vick in to their South Side facilities today, as they need a backup quarterback. What do you think about this?

13% - No no no no no

87% - That would make two quarterbacks I dislike on the team

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: HITCH-HIKING ROBOT KILLED IN PHILADELPHIA

A hitch-hiking robot that had successfully crossed Canada and parts of  Europe met its demise in Philadelphia on August 1. It had started out in Massachusetts on July 17, but was destroyed while in the City of Brotherly Love. What do you think about this?

87% - What else would you expect from Philly?

13% - Maybe the Pope should play it safe and come to Pittsburgh instead

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: PIRATES, STEELERS SWAP GAME START TIMES

The Steelers and Pirates are swapping game start times on August 23, so that the Pirates can appear on Sunday Night Baseball at 8 pm. The Steelers will now play at 1 pm against the Green Bay Packers. What do you think about this?

13% - Not sure; will have to figure out how it affects my drinking schedule first

87% - Preseason football is boring no matter what time the game starts

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE MT. LEBANON FOUNTAIN FILLED WITH BUBBLES

On Thursday, someone put soap in the fountain near Clearview Commons Park, causing a foamy overflow. Who do you think did this?

A) Local kids

B) Local deer

C) ISIS

D) That guy standing nearby with a cup in his hand looks suspicious

E) I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove it!

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: WHAT SHOULD THE THREE RIVERS REGETTA BE CALLED THIS YEAR?

Due to swift currents and debris in the rivers, organizers of the Three Rivers Regatta cancelled all water-based activities this year. What do you think it should be called instead?

13% - Lame

87% - How about '4th of July Weekend'?