Monday, April 25, 2016

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: KASICH APPEARS IN MCKEES ROCKS


Ohio Governor John Kasich made a last-minute appearance on Monday in McKees Rocks, his birth place. What do you think of when you hear of McKees Rocks?

A) The birthplace of John Kasich

B) Didn't Bullwinkle mention it a lot?

C) That boxer who keeps getting arrested

D) Arson on Island Ave.

E) The late great Jenny Lee Bakery

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: DONALD TRUMP'S RALLY AT THE FARM SHOW




Donald Trump is scheduled to hold a rally on Thursday at the Farm Show Building in Harrisburg. What do you think about this?

13% - I'm getting on the Turnpike and heading east right now

87% - It'll be the most gaseous event at the Farm Show this year, and that includes when all the cows are in there

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: ACCESS HOLLYWOOD'S 'DANCING WITH THE STARS' CURSE

So far this season, 'Access Hollywood Live' has interviewed two DWTS contestants -- Geraldo Rivera and Mischa Barton. Each was voted out the week after their appearances; next week's 'Access' guest is Antonio Brown, and the hosts have suggested there is a curse. What do you think will happen to Antonio?

13% - Well, Geraldo and Mischa were voted off because they sucked

87% - No curse can overcome Steelers Nation

Monday, March 28, 2016

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: JOE SESTAK'S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN



 As Joe Sestak seeks the Democratic nomination for US Senate, he has released a campaign ad with the slogan, "Joe's Got Your 6." What do you think about that catch phrase?

A) Is that some sort of weird come-on?

B) Is he referring to a touchdown?

C) Are you sure it's not a new PA Lottery game?

D) It'd be better if he used 'BOOMIN'!'

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: ANTONIO BROWN ON 'DANCING WITH THE STARS'

Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown made his 'Dancing with the Stars' debut last night, doing the Quick Step. What did you think about it?

87% - BOOMIN'!

13% - Hines who?

Monday, March 21, 2016

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE EASTER BUNNY GETS IN A FIGHT

Over the weekend, an Easter Bunny at a New Jersey Mall got into a fight with some mall customers. What do you think about this?

A) He should have just hopped away

B) Did someone get rabbit punched?

C) Ugh - Thugs Bunny

Monday, March 14, 2016

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: PENNSYLVANIA'S NEW TOURISM SLOGAN

Last week, Commonwealth tourism officials unveiled a new slogan: Pursue your Happiness. How do you plan to do this?



A) New job

B) New spouse

C) Watching Antonio Brown win 'Dancing with the Stars'

D) Getting that bacon double cheeseburger I've been eyeballing

E) Not by visiting Philadelphia, that's for sure