MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: BAD STEELER HAIRCUTS

Steelers running back James Connor debuted a new haircut on Sunday, with an odd combination of shaved and long areas. It recalls the Roethlisberger 'do of 2010. Which haircut do you consider the worst?

13% - It's a tie!

87% - Both their barbers should be taken out and shot

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE STEELERS' TIE WITH CLEVELAND

On Sunday, the Steelers could only manage a tie against the lowly Cleveland Browns. What did you think about the outcome?

A) I am apoplectic

B) I wish Ben had kept the extra weight and lost the interceptions

C) Only the Steelers could manage to make the Browns look semi-competent

D) The more things change, the more they stay the same

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER'S STOLEN BIKE

On Tuesday, Steelers wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster had his bike stolen on the South Side. Who do you think could be responsible?

A) A Ravens fan

B) Vontae Burfict

C) Martavis Bryant

D) Some local jagoff

BEARS TO PETITION FOR MOVE TO AFC NORTH

After beating both Pittsburgh and Baltimore, "We think we can run the table against the AFC North," Bears GM says. "We're not so good against Green Bay or Minnesota, but it'd be nice to have eight guaranteed wins in the future."

ECLIPSE REPORT: PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL FAILS TO SEE SHADOW, PREDICTS SIX MORE WEEKS OF RAIN

Pittsburghers are not surprised

CAITLYN JENNER DONS JORTS; RESISTANCE TO HER TRANSITION DISAPPEARS

Even the most strident critics admit jean shorts are the epitome of middle-aged female clothing

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE DEATH OF GEORGE ROMERO

Pittsburgher and zombie-film director George Romero died over the weekend at the age of 77. What do you think about this?

87% - RIP, George

13% - Are we absolutely certain that he's just not undead?