Friday, January 16, 2015

PIRATES SIGN KANG TO FOUR-YEAR DEAL

Expected to report to Bradenton after trip from Rigel VII; Kodos still unsigned

Sunday, January 4, 2015

MOCKINGBURGH WHITE PEOPLE POLL: CHIEF McLAY'S SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGE

Pittsburgh Police Chief Cameron McLay set off a controversy by posing with a sign about racism and white silence. What do you white people think about his message?

13% - It's something I am going to think about seriously

87% - I'm going to end my white silence and say, "Pffffttt!"

Friday, November 28, 2014

PITTSBURGH POLICE CHIEF BREAKS ARM WHILE PATTING HIMSELF ON THE BACK


Chief cites his "proactive efforts" for safe Light Up Night and peaceful political protests; "I am just that good," McLay says

Sunday, November 23, 2014

PENNSYLVANIA BEARS 'CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC' ABOUT UPCOMING RIVALRY GAME WITH HUNTERS


"We think we've prepared pretty well this season," coach Papa "Bear" Bryant says. "More like Steelers against the Colts, not Steelers against the Jets."

SOMEWHERE IN PENN'S WOODS --  Thanksgiving week is the traditional time for some of the nation's most-storied rivalries: Harvard - Yale.  Cornell - Penn. Oregon - Oregon State. And in Pennsylvania, it's  hunters vs. bears.

So far, the rivalry has been lopsided, with the bears repeatedly losing a number of key players early, allowing the hunters to run up the score. But with a new coach and better planning, the bears are cautiously optimistic about coming out on top this year.

Papa "Bear" Bryant was lured out of retirement with a trail of donuts that led to bear team headquarters in Potter County. After reviewing Game Commission tapes of previous seasons, he set about improving the bears' game in all three phases.

"We had a great defensive effort in the first half (archery season)," Bryant said. "It was really cold, so our guys just went into den mode. We like to call it 'Cover 4.'

"Now it's time for special teams and offense to take over. We haven't really had any special teams in the past, but this year we drafted a bunch of 8- and 10-point bucks out of the white-tail division. We're going to send them out there to distract the hunters. The bucks know no one can get a shot at them, so they have a certain amount of swagger. I just hope they are disciplined enough not to get a lot of taunting penalties."

As for offensive plans, Bryant declined to provide many details. "We don't want the other team to know our playbook ahead of time," he said. "But I will say we really rely on a running game."




TIMES SQUARE DEBT CLOCK NOW TRACKING NUMBER OF BILL COSBY'S ALLEGED VICTIMS


Saturday, November 22, 2014

POLICE CHIEF 'MILDLY DISAPPOINTED' THAT LIGHT-UP NIGHT WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH


"I was hoping for some crimes so my buddy -- I mean, ESM Advisors -- would have some data to work with on their consulting contract," Chief McLay says

Thursday, November 20, 2014

PITTSBURGH POLICE CHIEF WARNS PEOPLE AWAY FROM LIGHT UP NIGHT; ALSO HOPES FOR NO MORE SUPER BOWL VICTORY PARADES


"Anytime you have 200,000 people celebrating the Sparkle Season, there will be massive, massive problems, including gang shootings and political protests," Cameron McLay said. "And I've heard even more people will come out for a Steelers' Super Bowl parade, so I don't want any of those on my watch, either."