KING FRIDAY'S BIRTHDAY BASH MARRED BY FIGHT OUTSIDE CLUB

LAS VEGAS -- A fight outside Heaven nightclub on the Strip led to one person being hospitalized and five arrests late last night. The club was hosting a birthday party for King Friday the 13th of the Kingdom of Make-Believe when the fight occured.
Las Vegas Police Chief Paul Chwastyk said the fight broke out after an unnamed individual "disrespected" Lady Elaine Fairchilde, a longtime friend of King Friday's. "From what I understand, the King's friends were just hanging out and chilling," Chwastyk said. "Then someone said something to X the Owl, and he got all bent out of shape, and the bouncers threw both of them out."
Fifty Cent, who was the featured entertainer, said he had never seen such violence. "I've been shot a couple of times, but that fight scared the hell out of me," Mr. Cent said. "Owls got some kind of feet on them. I beat it out of there."
Daniel "Striped" Tiger received a talon wound to the stomach when he tried to break up the fight. "He was very brave," Chief Chwastyk said. "Stupid, but brave."
Tiger is expected to make a full recovery and return to Make-Believe after his release from the hospital. X the Owl remains in custody. King Friday and the rest of his entourage left Vegas in the middle of the night, and declined to comment.