Nothing will add viewers to this blog like endless stories about Polamalu
COMMENTARY - In a baldfaced effort to pump up our blog stats, all future posts on Mockingburgh will somehow involve Troy Polamalu. The Steelers safety is team MVP, the Steelers' nominee for the Walter Payton Award, and has the best-selling jersey in the NFL (take that, Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick!). Even the Post-Gazette jumped on his bandwagon with a January 7 article about Orthodox Christmas, when all of us are SO over Christmas by now.
So look for these upcoming features:
Troy Polamalu at the Farm Show: Now that his "Winter Lent" is over, which type of farm animal would he most like to eat?
Troy Polamalu swears in Tom Corbett as Pennsylvania's Governor
Troy Polamalu to emerge from hole in ground, make Spring prediction on Feb. 2
