Pittsburgh Police report that an elderly person in a Steelers cap robbed a Citizens Bank in Bellevue Thursday morning. Who do you suspect?
A) I think they said it was a woman.
B) Maybe it was Dick LeBeau.
C) Possibly Dan Rooney.
D) It was probably one of the Nuttings, trying to squeeze even more money out of Pittsburghers but using the Steelers hat as a disguise.
E) Whoever it was, the Steelers' prison-stripes uniform will be waiting for them
