Saturday, December 29, 2012

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: BRETT KEISEL'S SACK CELEBRATION

Steelers' lineman Brett Keisel was called for unsportsmanlike conduct in the game against Cincinnati for his traditional sack celebration. He now says he has a different celebration planned if he gets a sack against Cleveland this week. What should Keisel's celebration be?

A) Thoughtfully stroking his beard

B) Something involving yellow flags 

C) Picking a random Cleveland fan out of the stands and slamming him to the ground, a la James Harrison

D) A three-minute dance routine choreographed to 'Renegade'