MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: PITTSBURGH'S 'DINER EN BLANC'

On Saturday, Pittsburgh will be one of many cities holding an outdoor dinner where attendees are required to wear all-white clothing; bring their own white tables, plates, and tablecloth; and haul it all to a secret location. Attendees must be invited, pay a $45 fee, and then pay for a meal and wine. What do you think about this?

A) I don't know who's organizing it, but it sounds like a pretty good con

B) Sounds utterly pretentious

C) I don't go anywhere I can't wear black and gold