DOCTORS WARN: YOU MAY CHOKE ON FOOD

Also caution that milk may go up your nose, ice cream can create a brain freeze

REPORTERS SPOT APPALACHIAN TRAIL MAP IN MAYOR'S CAR

Ravenstahl insists he was in the city on Tuesday

COUNTY OFFICIALS PRE-EMPTIVELY COLLAPSE MELLON ARENA

"Things always happen in threes," County Executive Dan Onorato says. "Why wait around for the snow to do it?"

DAYTONA SPEEDWAY CALLS 1-800-FIX-ROAD

"We got it fixed on the third try," PennDOT chief says. "That's a little better than average for us."

CITY OFFICIALS DISREGARD SNOW REMOVAL ADVICE FROM SNOWBELT CITIES

"We're not going to change what we're doing," Public Works chief says

'THE BACHELOR' FANS BEG ALI TO RETURN TO JAKE

Most Facebook posters seem unaware show is not aired live

NTSB ORDERS COLGAN AIR TO RE-TRAIN FLIGHT CREWS AFTER BUFFALO PLANE CRASH

POWER COMPANIES RELIEVED STEELERS WEREN'T IN SUPER BOWL

"We would have had a riot," CEO Bob Brenneman says. "That loss to Cleveland really helped us out."

GAME COMMISSION DECLARES OPEN SEASON ON GROUNDHOGS

Punxsutawney Phil moves to undisclosed location

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL FIRES ENTIRE INNER CIRCLE AFTER TEXTING SNAFU

Groundhog to hire teenagers: "I might have to start foraging for my own food, but at least they won't take two hours to send a text," Phil says

ROBOTIC GROUNDHOG PREDICTS SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER, GOES ON KILLING SPREE

"We still have a few kinks to work out of the programming," CMU professor says