MOCKINGBURGH POLL: PIRATES, STEELERS SWAP GAME START TIMES

The Steelers and Pirates are swapping game start times on August 23, so that the Pirates can appear on Sunday Night Baseball at 8 pm. The Steelers will now play at 1 pm against the Green Bay Packers. What do you think about this?

13% - Not sure; will have to figure out how it affects my drinking schedule first

87% - Preseason football is boring no matter what time the game starts

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE MT. LEBANON FOUNTAIN FILLED WITH BUBBLES

On Thursday, someone put soap in the fountain near Clearview Commons Park, causing a foamy overflow. Who do you think did this?

A) Local kids

B) Local deer

C) ISIS

D) That guy standing nearby with a cup in his hand looks suspicious

E) I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove it!

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: WHAT SHOULD THE THREE RIVERS REGETTA BE CALLED THIS YEAR?

Due to swift currents and debris in the rivers, organizers of the Three Rivers Regatta cancelled all water-based activities this year. What do you think it should be called instead?

13% - Lame

87% - How about '4th of July Weekend'?