MOCKINGBURGH POLL: TRANSGENDER ISSUES AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK

Last week, Hersheypark amusement park announced that guests and employees would be allowed to use the bathroom they associate with their gender identity, not their biological sex. What do you think about this?

13% - Given the ambiguous nature of their candy characters, I can see why they had to announce this

87% - All I know is that Kenny Kangaroo is male, and that's the way it should be

HERE'S YOUR UPDATED PEREGRINE FALCON CHICK SCORECARD

Dorothy:  42

Hope:  -3

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE STEELERS SELECTION OF ARTIE BURNS IN THE DRAFT'S FIRST ROUND

After the Steelers picked Miami cornerback Artie Burns in the first round, Post-Gazette columnist Ron Cook wrote, "OK, so you have your cornerback. Are you happy? Finally?"  So, are you happy?

13% - I'll be happy after he intercepts at least one pass per game

87% - I'll be happy after the Steelers win Super Bowl LI, after having won every game, covering the point spread, and earning me a lot of fantasy points

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: THE HAYS EAGLES KILL A CAT

The bald eagles in Hays brought a dead cat to their nest last week to feed the two young eaglets. What do you think about this?

A) They should have swung it around to see what they hit

B) A plant-based diet would be better for their hearts and the planet

 C) Once you go cat, you never go back

D) Don't hate the players, hate the game