PENNSYLVANIANS LINING UP TO HELP GRAHAM SPANIER LEAVE THE STATE

Court grants permission to travel; Franco calls dibs on being first to drive him out

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: BRETT KEISEL'S SACK CELEBRATION

Steelers' lineman Brett Keisel was called for unsportsmanlike conduct in the game against Cincinnati for his traditional sack celebration. He now says he has a different celebration planned if he gets a sack against Cleveland this week. What should Keisel's celebration be?

A) Thoughtfully stroking his beard

B) Something involving yellow flags 

C) Picking a random Cleveland fan out of the stands and slamming him to the ground, a la James Harrison

D) A three-minute dance routine choreographed to 'Renegade'

MENDENHALL REINSTATED BY STEELERS; RUNNING BACK WILL BE ELIBIGLE TO FUMBLE IN CINCINNATI GAME

STEELERS WINNERS AND LOSERS: PITTSBURGH VS. DALLAS

Winners:  Um....

Losers: Steelers

MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: WHAT WILL BE THE POPE'S FIRST TWEET?

A) Yes, I am Catholic.

B) Yes, bears relieve themselves in the woods.

C) Get up, it's time for church.

D) I'm not telling you again.

E) Blogs should be respectful; that Mockingburgh one really vexes me.

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: HONORS FOR BILL O'BRIEN

This week, Penn State football coach Bill O'Brien was named the Big Ten Coach of the Year. What do you think of this honor?

13% - A well-deserved, impressive award

87% - I'll be more impressed when the Creamery names an ice cream flavor after him