Saturday, June 25, 2016

U.S. HURRIES TO BUILD WALLS BEFORE DONALD TRUMP CAN RETURN FROM SCOTLAND

Thousands of Americans volunteer to chip in and pay for it

Monday, June 20, 2016

HERE'S YOUR UPDATED PITTSBURGH-CLEVELAND SCORECARD


Pittsburgh 15

Cleveland   1

(But congrats to Cleveland anyway!)

USGA SAYS IT IS STILL REVIEWING PLAY, MAY ASSESS MORE PENALTIES

Officials hope to wrap up Thursday's rounds today, and declare new scoring and winner by next Friday

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

SHARKS ADDED TO 'CRITICALLY ENDANGERED' SPECIES LIST

US Fish & Wildlfe Service says extinction could happen as early as Thursday

Monday, June 6, 2016

LOCAL WOMAN REALIZES SHE IS NO BETTER AT COLORING EVEN AS AN ADULT

"This is supposed to be a fun and relaxing activity, but I am so stressed out trying to stay inside the lines," local resident says

BETHEL PARK - Always trying to keep up on current trends, Susie Messner thought it'd be fun to pick up an adult coloring book and spend a few hours creating a masterpiece. Sadly, she found the hobby to be just as frustrating to her as it had been in pre-school.

"When I was a kid, I'd always make the sky orange or the grass blue," she remarked today. "I tried to say I was being creative, but the truth was that I just stunk, and I knew it. I thought I'd get better with time, but all this is doing to dredging up bad memories of art class."

 The elaborate patterns aren't helping either. "I can barely read the directions on my pill bottles, and they want me to fill in a bunch of tiny shapes? And shade them on top of that? They're nuts."

Messner has set aside the coloring books and is waiting for the next trend to arrive. One thing's for sure --- she won't go back to another recent fad:  knitting. "Boy, that's another one I suck at. And another thing I tried as a kid and failed miserably at. I don't know what's coming next, but I hope it's something like napping. Now that's a trend a lot of us could do well."