MOCKINGBURGH SURVEY: JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER'S STOLEN BIKE

On Tuesday, Steelers wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster had his bike stolen on the South Side. Who do you think could be responsible?

A) A Ravens fan

B) Vontae Burfict

C) Martavis Bryant

D) Some local jagoff

BEARS TO PETITION FOR MOVE TO AFC NORTH

After beating both Pittsburgh and Baltimore, "We think we can run the table against the AFC North," Bears GM says. "We're not so good against Green Bay or Minnesota, but it'd be nice to have eight guaranteed wins in the future."