ENTIRE US RYDER CUP TEAM FOUND DEAD

Officials believe players choked to death late Sunday afternoon

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DURING THE STEELERS' BYE WEEK?

A) Watching the Pirates slip under .500 for the 20th straight year

B) Visiting a pumpkin patch

C) Wandering around aimlessly

D) Trying to forgot the Steelers' loss to Oakland

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ON INTERNATIONAL 'TALK LIKE A PIRATE' DAY?

13% - Lower it!

87% - Arrrgggghhh.....

BILL O'BRIEN ASKS ALL MALE PENN STATE STUDENTS TO REPORT TO BEAVER STADIUM MONDAY MORNING

"There's gotta be at least one guy who can kick someplace on this campus," grim-faced coach says

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE STEELERS' TEAM CAPTAINS

For the first time since 1998, the Steelers selected only two team captains - for offense and defense -- and not for special teams. Why do you think that is?

87% - Even the players believe the special teams stink

13% - I agree with the 87% response

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: HOW DID CHARLIE BATCH MAKE THE ROSTER AGAIN?

13% - He's a seasoned pro who can step in and lead when he's needed

87% - He never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row when roster cuts are coming