DIPPY VOWS NEWLY-DISCOVERED DINOSAUR WILL "NEVER SET FOOT IN THE BUILDING"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us," the Carnegie's most famous resident says of new Argentinian dinosaur discovered by museum scientists. "If he tries to move in, he'll find out who the real titanosaur around here is."
    City officials hope to head off the destruction of Oakland through negotiations with representatives of Mr. Notocolossus and Mr. Diplodocus.