Thursday, February 23, 2012

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL REACTS TO GUS THE GROUNDHOG'S FIRING


"Second-most famous means first-place loser," weather prognosticator says. "Instead of mooching off the Commonwealth's taxpayers, he should have gotten a real job in the private sector, like I have for all of my 126 years. He's still young and he could do something else, but he better not think of moving to Punxsutawney."