Tuesday, May 29, 2012

MOCKINGBURGH POLL: THE BAIERL ACURA FRAUD CASE




On Monday, the family of former Baierl Acura controller Patricia Smith forfeited items purchased with the $10.3 million she embezzled. Items turned over to the government included a Dodge Challenger, Honda Pilot, houses, a sewing machine, religious objects, and jewelry. What do you think about this?

A) I noticed none of the cars were Acuras.

B) They would have to pry my sewing machine out of my cold, dead hands.

C) I would feel too guilty buying religious objects with stolen money.

D) Will the emerald necklace be up for public auction, by any chance?

E) She should have saved  a few bucks for herself to use on hair color.